Ethereum memecoin · trade on Uniswap
$MOG
MAS
He doesn’t celebrate Christmas. He mogs it.
A classical statue. A Santa hat he will not be taking off. A string of lights for jewelry. One contract, zero tax, and the posture of someone who already won the season.
Want the candles first? View on DexScreener · Mog-off your picture · Edit until you mog
Until Christmas
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01 — The situation
mog · mas
Somewhere between a museum and a group chat, he decided the season needed a main character.
He did not apply. He did not ask the other Christmas coins to move. He put the hat on and stood there until the timeline noticed.
$MOGMAS is that statue, on Ethereum. Not a brand deck. Not a second chance at someone else’s holiday ticker. Marble, lights, one address.
02 — The label on the plinth
Numbers, not a mood board.
Supply
1B
1,000,000,000. One fixed supply. No second mint in the lore.
Tax
0%
No buy tax. No sell tax. The hat is the only thing taken off the table.
Chain
ETH
Ethereum mainnet. The original chain, and the lights stay plugged in.
Contracts
1
The address on this page. Anything else wearing the hat is a costume.
Contract
0xCommingSoon
03 — How to hold the statue
Four steps. Then you are in the group chat with marble.
01
Get a wallet
MetaMask is the usual one. Write the seed phrase on paper. Never type it into a website, including this one.
Get MetaMask02
Get ETH
Buy a little ETH in MetaMask, or send some from an exchange you already use. You need ETH for the swap and the gas fee.
03
Open the real page
Use the Uniswap button on this site. Do not use a link from a DM, a reply, or a lookalike domain.
Open Uniswap04
Match the contract
Paste the address below and read it back. If it isn’t character-for-character the same, you are buying a different statue.
Do not get dressed by a stranger
Mogmas will not DM you a link. The buy buttons here go to Uniswap on Ethereum. If a site asks for your seed phrase, it is not this coin and it is not your friend. Only buy what you can afford to watch go to zero.
04 — The tape
Watch him stand there, but with candles.
Contract coming soon on Ethereum. Price, market cap and liquidity show up here once the Uniswap pool is live. No numbers until then.
Full chart
The candles live on DexScreener. This page keeps the score. The statue keeps the hat.
Live quotes from DexScreener, refreshed every half minute. Read the contract on Etherscan.
05 — Mog-off
Bring a face. Leave mogged.
Insert a profile picture. The scan runs the looksmax bit — tilt, jaw, midface, the whole costume — then it prints a PSL from 1 to 10. He is a 9.4. Your photo never leaves this browser.
You
VS
The statue
A party trick, not a face reading. Nothing here is measured, medical, or stored. PSL is the internet’s 1–10 costume score, and the costume already won.
06 — The fitting room
Edit the picture until you mog.
Drop a profile picture. Giga mog actually recuts the face: a sharper jaw, hunter eyes, higher cheekbones, cleaner skin. Still you. The hat and lights stay in the browser. His PSL is 9.4.
The stickers stay on this page. Giga mog sends the face once, recuts it, then forgets it. Three tries a visit.
07 — The road, such as it is
No billboards were promised in the making of this hat.
01
The hat
On
A statue found seasonal headwear and refused to explain himself. The contract lives on Ethereum.
02
The lights
On
One address, copied until the timeline learns it. Check it every time. Cousins in the same hat do not count.
03
The timeline
Next
Memes, raids, and people arguing with marble. If you looked twice, the bit is working.
04
The chart
Whenever
Candles will try to mog back. The job is to keep the lights plugged in, not to promise a number.
05
Christmas
Dec 25
The one day the rest of the internet dresses like him. He will not be impressed. He will be present.
06
January
After
Other holiday coins take the costume off. The hat stays. That is the joke, and also the plan.
08 — The only door
One contract. One mog.
If it is not this address, it is not $MOGMAS. Bookmark this page. Ignore the fan fiction.
0xCommingSoon